Cookietiel

mylovelybirds:

286_2014

Q. Why the cockatiel go through between tiels?

A. To get to the other side! …???

kai-ni:

tittenkits:

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

I’ve heard this a few times as an excuse not to give an animal proper care and… yea.

Breeding for perfect Pokemon is like

piraticoctopus:

Look at this crap, boxes unfold

image

How many monsters can one PC hold?

image

Lookin’ around it you’d think, sure, she’s got everything

image

I’ve had Gastly and Haunter aplenty, I’ve had Phantump and Duskull galore

image

You want Shuppet?

image

I got twenty

image

But who cares, no big deal

image

I want mooooooooore

image

(via crystalhummingbird)

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

(via themelissar1)